“Hey, Gary… how’s this repression working out for you?”

Anarchist prisoner Sean Swain receives his award from AnarchistNews.org, who named Swain the “Stalwart Anarchist Prisoner of the Year” for 2013!

The effort to get the award to Sean at his cell in Ohio’s supermax facility wasn’t easy! It involved difficult plumbing access, a lot of coordination, and virtually miles of prison sheets torn into strips and knotted together!

Swain has said that all credit for this award rightfully goes to Ohio Department of Retribution and Corruption Director Gary Mohr and his fascist repression! “The only way for him to improve upon this dubious distinction of creating the anarchist prisoner of the year would be to approve commissary sales of vodka bottles, rags, matches and gasoline,” said Swain.

In response, ODRC Director Mohr approved statewide commissary sales of rags, matches, gasoline and vodka bottles. After signing the policy change, the ODRC Director reportedly said, “fuck my life,” and crawled under his desk.

“Uh… WINNING!”

Since the Final Straw Radio show, for which Swain has a segment each week, has been broadcasting Thursday nights at 9PM in Columbus Ohio, at WCRS, Director Mohr has cancelled the Thursday night naked twister officer party. This latest policy change could signal that Ohio’s ruling fascists have totally given up on swivilization.

Sean Swain’s acceptance speech.