On 09 December 2014, the fascist fuckweasels of the Ohio Department of Retribution and Correction “answered” the civil rights complaint filed by Sean Swain’s counsel, Richard Kerger. These fuckweasels, including Director “Gestapo Gary” Mohr and Staff Counsel “Trainwreck Trevor” Clark, were accused of conspiring to frame Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain with 12 Monkey involvement in order to silence his constitutionally-protected speech.
Their “answer” was filed by Assistant Attorney General Thomas C. Miller, chief of the State-Terror Defense Bureau. You can read it here:  answer. In the one country with more lawyers per capita than any other, with vast industries created to support lawyers, Tom Miller couldn’t find a REAL job so he now works as a bottom-feeder defending fuckweasels who torture and terrorize prisoners for “ideological” offenses.
Tommy presented a total of seven defenses, most of them reading like stereo instructions. It boils down to the Bart Simpson defense: “We didn’t do it… Nobody SAW us do it… You can’t PROVE anything.”
The principle defense, taking up five pages, essentially says, “I’m clueless and I have no idea what happened, but ignore what SWAIN said, even though he backed it up with a sworn statement and hundreds of pages, many signed by my clients, proving his story.”
That’s their defense and they’re sticking to it… And reserving the right to change their story… Again.
That’s the nonsense you gotta file when you have a 2.1 grade-point average in law school and set records with a beer-bong. You end up with little Eichmans for clients, employing a strategy of wasting time and money to put off the inevitable.
Beer-Bong Tom should have stuck with the piano lessons. He’d now be employed at something he’s marginally good at.
Anyone wanting to urge Beer-Bong to settle this case and end the expensive denials, or if you just want to hear his moving rendition of “Fur Elise” you can contact him at thomas.miller@ohioattorneygeneral.gov.
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