An internal source at ODRC Gestapo Headquarters has confirmed that Trainwreck Trevor, counsel for the fascist fuckweasels, has recently named his penis “Paul Shoemaker.” Trainwreck made the announcement during the weekly naked Twister game held in Gestapo Gary’s office.
Trainwreck Trevor has consistently harassed Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain, engaging in illegal repression. Most often, he employs his harassment by proxy, getting his co-workers sued for his shenanigans. Most recently, Trainwreck tricked Assistant Chief Inspector Paul Shoemaker into doing his dirty work, targeting Sean’s communications based on contrived “rule violations.”
Reportedly, Trainwreck had his left hand on blue, his right hand on red, his left foot on green, and his right foot on yellow. Spanky Gray was sweating on his back, and Trainwreck’s face was compressed against one of Gestapo Gary’s butt cheeks. Trainwreck then announced the new name for his penis.

Chief Inspector Roger “Cool Whip” Wilson, who was dispensing both the baby oil AND the whipped cream, asked Trainwreck why he would name his penis after a co-worker. Reportedly, Trainwreck said, “It seems only appropriatesince I so frequently use Paul Shoemaker to fuck Sean Swain…”

Sources say “Paul Shoemaker” is short, wrinkled, and incredibly flaccid, and has difficulty standing up unless Trainwreck is either hopped up on pharmaceuticals or else twisting the heads off of innocent puppies. Once Trainwreck snaps the neck of at least a dozen puppies, “Paul Shoemaker” stands perfectly straight, turns purple, slobbers everywhere, and goes completely limp.

Anyone who wants to ask “Paul Shoemaker” why he is harassing Sean Swain should call Trainwreck Trevor at (614) 752-1765 and ask him to unzip his fly so the caller can speak directly to the Assistant Chief Inspector.

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CLARIFICATION REGARDING PAUL SHOEMAKER
In a previous posting, it was advised that those wanting to call Assistant Chief Inspector Paul Shoemaker should call Trainwreck Trevor and ask him to unzip his fly. The story confused Assistant Chief Inspector Paul Shoemaker with Trainwreck Trevor’s penis, which is named after the assistant chief inspector.

The real Paul Shoemaker does not reside in the crotch of Trainwreck’s pants and has only been in the crotch of Trainwreck’s pants on two occasions, both of them on bowling night after Trainwreck and Shoemaker had both had too much to drink. Shoemaker can be called at (614) 752-1671 and can talk directly without co-workers unzipping their flies– on MOST working days…
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