12 Monkeys Unincorporated

We are through the looking glass. Down the rabbit hole.

In 2012, prison fascists and the Federal Bozos of Intimidation decided that I was Monkey #4 of the Army of the 12 Monkeys. They didn’t consult me. Didn’t get my consent for turning me into a monkey. They just did it. And it was pretty painful.

Since then, prison fascists have repeatedly attributed “gang activity” to me, making it clear that I’ll be Monkey #4 for the rest of my life. No matter what I do, they’ll never let me out of this “gang.” My every effort to extricate myself, prison fascists dragged me back into it, kicking and screaming.

It appears the job of prison gang coordinators and investigators is to keep folks in gangs no matter how hard they try to get out. Curious.

Recently, I’ve had to question the practicality of trying to get out of the Army of the 12 Monkeys when clearly prison fascists all the way up the food chain demand that I run the Army of the 12 Monkeys. Their refusal to allow me to resign and just be a human again has led me to pondering some other approach.

So, I got to looking at my situation. My problem isn’t really that they demand that I remain Monkey #4 for the rest of my life… The problem is that the Army of the 12 Monkeys is designated as a Security Threat Group. If the 12 Monkeys was not a Security Threat Group, prison officials’ identification of me as Monkey #4 wouldn’t mean anything.

So, what I did, I looked at the groups that are Security Threat Groups… and I looked at the groups that are not. And I saw a pattern. Bloods, Crips, Aryan Brotherhood– all Security Threat Groups. The Masonic Order, the Democratic Party, the Moose Lodge– not Security Threat Groups.

What do the Masonic Order, Democratic Party, and Moose Lodge all have in common that the Bloods, Cips, and ABs do not? They have official recognition. They have registered their organizations with some official government office… and that official recognition precludes prison fascists from including on the gang list masons, democrats, or moose– Moose? Meese? Mooses? Whatever.

And that means, if I want off the silly gang list, I have to find a way to make the Army of the 12 Monkeys official. So, I did.

I contacted the Ohio Secretary of State’s office in order to get the forms for registering the trade name of the Army of the 12 Monkeys… and the forms for registering the Army of the 12 Monkeys as an unincorporated association.

According to my research, the only two differences between registering a corporation and an unincorporated association are (1) with a corporation, if you get sued, your personal assets can’t get touched, and (2) with a corporation, the filing fee is more. Since I have no personal assets, I went with the cheaper filing fee.

I filled out the proper forms and enclosed a request for the fees to be taken from my account. The warden’s designee approved the transaction and sent everything off to the Ohio Secretary of State.
Keep in mind, this is the Ohio Secretary of State. I’m not sending funds to ISIS.

The Secretary of State cashed the check and filed everything and registered the Army of the 12 Monkeys. I now own the trwde name and I’m officially the “Authorized Agent” of the Army of the 12 Monkeys, which is as official as the Moose Lodge or the Masons. The Secretary of State mailed the completed forms back to me. And that’s when prison fascists decided to steal the mail.

Yep. They stole it. They will not serve the official state agency mail on me.

Now, here’s the deal: prison fascists can withhold certain materials like graphic porn or escape plans… but nobody even alleges that the Secretary of State sent me anything like that. Further, this isn’t a personal letter– it’s state agency mail. There are laws against obstructing state agency mail.

The rationale that has been provided is that my access to a quasi-legal process to register an organization somehow violates the prison rule against “conducting a business.” But registering a business is not conducting a business… and violating prison rules results in a conduct report, not in mail theft. If they want to accuse me of conducting business, there’s a disciplinary process for that.

It appears that these prison fascists are so bonkers, they think if they steal my documents, it somehow un-registers the registration that already happened. But it doesn’t. I can proceed without the forms.
In the meantime, I contacted state and federal agencies to report prison fascists’ criminal activity. Beyond federal mail theft– a crime; and beyond obstruction of state agency mail– a crime; prison fascists have interfered with an animal enterprise.

Oh, yeah. Forgot to tell you– I registered the Army of the 12 Monkeys as an animal enterprise, with protections under federal law. Interference with an Animal Enterprise– like stealing state agency mail to its Authorized Agent –is a federal felony. Further, it carries a terrorism specification. That means prison fascists who stole my mail face a minimum of 20 years in prison if convicted.

I’ll hopefully be sending out for posting the contact info for state and federal agencies you can urge to charge these mail-stealing criminals, and you can also email the warden’s assistant here, greg.craft@odrc.state.oh.us and urge him to desist from this criminal activity.

I suspect they’ll hold onto these forms for dear life, even if it does them no good. They don’t care about “conducting business,” which is a red herring. What they care about is the potential for me getting the 12 Monkeys removed from their security threat group database, and the possibility that I will then share my method with all the other groups… making their list shrink… and making their federal funds dry up.

They are defending their federal bloc-grant swindle, even by committing federal crimes with terrorism specifications.

This is Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain, Authorized Agent of the Army of the 12 Monkeys unincorporated association. If you’re burning down the enemy’s federal bloc-grant funding schemes, you ARE the resistance…

Addresses:
U.S. Attorney General’s Office
221 East 4th St., Suite 400
Cincinnati, OH 45202

Write and urge them to charge Warren Correctional mail officials with theft of U.S. mail and Interference with an Animal Enterprise for stealing mail from the Ohio Secretary of State to Sean Swain, the Authorized Agent of the Army of the 12 Monkeys unincorporated association.
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Warren County Prosecutor’s Office
520 Justice Drive
Lebanon, Ohio 45036

and

Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine
150 E. Gay St.
Columbus, Ohio 43215

Write these offices and urge them to charge Warren Correctional mail officials with Obstruction of State Agency Mail for stealing mail from the Ohio Secretary of State to Sean Swain, the Authorized Agent of the Army of the 12 Monkeys unincorporated association.
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Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted
P.O. Box 670
Columbus, Ohio 43216
busserv@OhioSecretaryofState.gov

Write this office and urge them to pursue legal action against Warren Correctional Institution and the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction for stealing mail from their office to Sean Swain, the Authorized Agent of the Army of the 12 Monkeys unincorporated association. Share the above addresses and urge them to puruse federal charges: Theft of U.S. Mail and Interference with an Animal Enterprise, and state charges: Obstruction of State Agency Mail.
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Then contact warden’s assistant Greg Craft to inform him how you feel about the criminal clown show he’s currently operating: greg.craft@odrc.state.oh.us

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