We have received the executive orders Sean Swain mentioned in his inaugural address as governor-in-exile of Ohio. They will go into effect thirty days after being signed, which means, if you recognize the authority of Sean Swain as governor, the State of Ohio will effectively cease to exist on Feb 11th. This day may or may not be celebrated with a bonfire at or… of the state capital building.

Here’s a piece of Sean’s speech summarizing the orders:

“Consistent with my campaign promises, I immediately signed 7 executive orders, which I will describe briefly. These orders will be scanned and available at seanswain.org. My cabinet will be providing copies of these orders to Ohio lawmakers and Supreme court judges so they can recognize ME as the REAL governor and abide by my legally-binding executive orders.
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