We’re Looking for a Few Good Swainiacs…

anarchy hillGET ANARCHIST PRISONER SEAN SWAIN ON THE BALLOT!
Poor deluded hierarchs require non-party candidates to get thousands of signatures on petitions in order to get their names on the presidential ballot. So, if you want Sean Swain to be a needle in the veins of the body politic, we need you to go out there and collect some signatures. If you collect the most signatures in your state, you will be eligible for your choice from the following fantastic prizes:
–A “SWAIN 2016” T-shirt!
–A portrait of you, drawn by Sean in colored pencils, and posted at seanswain.org!
–An origami crack-pipe!
–A “SWAIN 2016” bookmark!
–Front row seats for all Pay-per-View cage matches between Sean and the other presidential candidates!
Think about it, being ringside when Sean kicks the fuck out of the entire republican field and makes Donald Trump shit himself! Or when he puts Hillary in an arm-bar while stomping all those other assholes on the democratic side whose names you never heard before!
Print out the petition!
Get the signatures!
Shock the world!
Get Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain on the ballot for president in 2016!
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