The Federal Bureau of Investigation is clearly using the Ohio prison system to rig the 2016 presidential election. The FBI is so completely and absolutely terrified of the possibility of a Sean Swain presidency, they have directed prison officials to suspend all of my communications permanently. Everything else is smoke and mirrors. It’s all about 2016 and preventing me from becoming president.
You can’t really blame them, I guess. A federal court has declared me a “unique security threat,” so it’s pretty easy for the FBI to reasonably conclude that I’m the single greatest danger they’ve ever faced, and if somehow I got elected president, well, that would be the immediate death of swivelization.
They can’t let THAT happen. Continue reading