GET ANARCHIST PRISONER SEAN SWAIN ON THE BALLOT!
Poor deluded hierarchs require non-party candidates to get thousands of signatures on petitions in order to get their names on the presidential ballot. So, if you want Sean Swain to be a needle in the veins of the body politic, we need you to go out there and collect some signatures. If you collect the most signatures in your state, you will be eligible for your choice from the following fantastic prizes:
–A “SWAIN 2016” T-shirt!
–A portrait of you, drawn by Sean in colored pencils, and posted at seanswain.org!
–An origami crack-pipe!
–A “SWAIN 2016” bookmark!
–Front row seats for all Pay-per-View cage matches between Sean and the other presidential candidates!
Think about it, being ringside when Sean kicks the fuck out of the entire republican field and makes Donald Trump shit himself! Or when he puts Hillary in an arm-bar while stomping all those other assholes on the democratic side whose names you never heard before!
Print out the petition!
Get the signatures!
Shock the world!
Get Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain on the ballot for president in 2016!
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Swain 2016 Platform
WHY ANARCHISTS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Here’s a quick and virtually painless method for achieving the solution, totally unravelling the existing global system!
WHY REPUBLICANS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Sean Swain would provide the lowest tax rate (0%) and he is the only candidate who would completely eliminate ALL government regulation! Sean Swain would eliminate the ENTIRE national debt on his first day in office!
WHY DEMOCRATS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Sean Swain is the only candidate who will completely erase the wealth gap between rich and poor and totally alleviate the burdens of the working class while creating a level playing field for EVERYONE! Only Sean Swain’s plan will SAVE the environment by eliminating industry!
WHY LIBERTARIANS SHOULD SUPPORT A SWAIN PRESIDENCY…
Only Sean Swain will ELIMINATE the surveillance control state and leave you completely free to live your lives without intrusion! Continue reading
Sean’s Transfer Cancelled at the Last Minute
Trainwreck Trevor Clark Cowardly as Always
In Sean’s words…
“I signed my transfer notice yesterday. I wrote everybody and gave them the Trumbull address. I got packed up today. Then the warden notified me that Central Office Anonymous Coward cancelled my transfer. Now I missed commissary and commissary won’t let me shop. I don’t even have soap.
Please let everyone know I’m not at Trumbull and please call here to get Ms. Davis to order commissary to make me up on Friday. Otherwise, I’m really fucked. I had to skip commissary to make property limits to transfer… Now no transfer and no way to get basic necessities.
Fuck my life. : )”
We called Ms Davis, and even spoke to the commissary officer, who said Sean would have access to commissary on Friday.
So, what we need now, is to get at the root of this, and so many other problems with SOCF, that Central Office Anonymous Coward, Trainwreck Trevor Clark. Continue reading
ODRC Fuckweasels Legal Counsel Tries to Get Anarchist Prisoner’s Sworn Statements Taken Out of Court Record, Files Sneaky, Underhanded Motion, Hoping Not to Get Caught
While Sean’s communications mediums were all suspended, his only direct communication with the outside world was in the form of legal mail to the court. So, to continue to describe his situation, he sent sworn declarations to the court which were then read by Sean’s attorney and were potentially linked at seanswain.org. It turns out, even these legal communications were unlawfully delayed for a week by prison fuckweasels.
In order to stop the federal court from reading these detailed accounts of fuckweasel shenanigans, ODRC officials’ legal counsel, Assistant Attorney General Thomas C. Miller, has moved for Sean’s accounts to be “struck” from the record. That is, he wants them removed as if they never happened.
July 8 2015- state motion to strike
Curiously, a copy of the motion was never received by Sean. That means Miller didn’t follow court rules and let Sean see what he was filing and simply attempted to go behind his back.
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Fuck Trainwreck Trevor! Let’s Get This Fuckweasel Disbarred!
FUCK TRAINWRECK TREVOR! FUCK TRAINWRECK TREVOR! FUCK TRAINWRECK TREVOR!
LET’S GET THIS FUCKWEASEL DISBARRED!
[for a much more detailed account of Trevor Clark’s extensive fuckweaselry, see this post.]
Here’s the deal: ODRC Counsel Trevor Matthew Clark is a sociopath who runs the ODRC torture program with his FBI buddies on speed dial, and he recently used his sock-puppet co-workers to harass visitors, purging them from Sean’s visiting list because Trevor Clark doesn’t like online postings. He wants to pull the plug on seanswain.org and turn Sean into his personal cat toy to swat around whenever feels like it.
Fuck this asshole. It’s time for him to get disbarred, lose his job, and spend the rest of his miserable existence sleeping in his car.
We can make that happen. It’s OUR world, and this creep is just mismanaging it.
THE PLAN
We gotta swamp the right hierarchs with a million phone calls and letters. The more calls the better. Is that reformist? Well, yeah. But the direct action alternative doesn’t seem to be happening, so let’s do what’s do-able.
Trainwreck is an attorney, so if he loses his license, he loses his job and loses his power to fuck with people. He ends up at a job asking you if you want fries with that. So the right people to contact are:
Columbus Bar Association
175 South Third Street, Suite 1100
Columbus, Ohio 43215
(614) 221-0754
WHAT TO SAY…
We could tell these hierarchs how Trainwreck tortures captives and harasses people who expose him, but they would probably give him high-fives at the weekly dog-swap-and-fuck behind the Masonic Lodge. So, we gotta present arguments that will resonate with those who have the power to investigate this maniac. Here are some suggested talking points… Continue reading
Dept of Justice Investigates JPay
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN AN APPROVED VISITOR
ON AN OHIO PRISONER’S VISITING LIST…
The Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction gave the JPay Corporation access to your private, sensitive information… And the U.S. Department of Justice is investigating!
We need as many approved visitors as possible to contact Judy C. Preston of the Special Litigations Section, Civil Rights Division, U.S. Department of Justice. Their web page is: www.justice.gov/crt/about/spl. Continue reading
John McCain, War Hero?
Donald Trump is the son of a real estate mogul. He went to the Wharton business school before inheriting his daddy’s fortune and blowing it, filing for bankruptcy several times. He’s an obnoxious know-nothing blow-hard who still insists that he has somehow earned his position of privilege in our world.
In the midst of his run for U.S. president, Trump made some controversial comments, claiming that Arizona Senator John McCain, a Vietnam vet and P.O.W., is not a war hero. As a consequence, the mainstream media has gone totally bonkers. Apparently, it’s unthinkable to question McCain’s war-hero status. I’m not sure why.
So, look. We’ve got a situation here similar to something a math-whiz friend of mine once described: he said that if you lock a hundred chimps in a room with a computer keyboard, over a long enough trajectory, one of them, clicking at random, will type a Shakespearian sonnet. Now, what we’re dealing with isn’t a sonnet but the same scenario– if a chimp named Donald Trump babbles long enough, he’ll say something I’ll agree with. So, don’t take this as an endorsement of that jackwagon, since I’m probably soon going to be running against him, but I agree with Trump for once. Continue reading
ODRC Fuckweasels Snub Anarchist Prisoner’s Peace Plan, Claim No Concern for Escalation of Conflict
Ohio Assistant Attorney General Thomas C. Miller, legal counsel for the ODRC fuckweasels in Sean Swain’s civil rights action, did an about-face. In a phone conference with Sean’s lawyer, Richard Kerger, Miller has rejected Sean’s proposed terms for resolution of this ongoing conflict.
Not long ago, Judge Benita Y. Pearson’s home address was posted online at blastblog.noblogs.org. Prison officials waged a dirty war against Sean, suspending all of his communications mediums and purging his visiting list. The conflict, it seems, was escalating.
In the midst of this, fuckweasel counsel Tom Miller expressed an urgent desire to resolve the lawsuit, and thereby resolve the ongoing conflict from which the lawsuit arises. Sean’s attorney, Richard Kerger, agreed to set up a telephone conference to negotiate a resolution.
Sean, for his part, conceived of a kind of peace plan, which supporters posted online. By that plan, ODRC fuckweasels would un-do the frame up and thereby put Sean in a position where parole would be possible next July; in exchange, prison officials would have unfavorable references purged from seanswain.org, would have Sean held at a location where incentives would guarantee his continued rule compliance, and would essentially have full control over Sean’s public pronouncements until his parole hearing in 2016. But, most importantly, Sean would attempt to persuade those who anonymously posted Judge Pearson’s home address to delete that posting and to refrain from future such postings of ODRC fuckweasels’ home addresses.
“We were essentially willing to give away the farm and even submit to a stringent regimen of restricting my protected speech,” Sean said. “It was something I was willing to do, given the circumstances. It was a situation where there was a real danger that people could start getting hurt. It would be irresponsible if I didn’t do everything in my power to end the whole situation. So, that’s what I proposed, and what I attempted to do.”
Sean, in good faith, effectively persuaded others to delete Judge Pearson’s sensitive information from online posting… And then came Thomas Miller’s about-face; as soon as Judge Pearson’s address was removed, ODRC fuckweasels resumed a hardline approach and voiced an unwillingness to negotiate.
“It makes me regret using whatever influence I might have to get Judge Pearson’s information removed,” Sean lamented.
As the case drags on, Sean quickly approaches a point of no return. He appears before the Adult Parole Board in July of next year, and Sean will be expected to have been at level 2 security for a year and to have taken programming only available at level 2. So, by refusing to negotiate a resolution to the 12-Monkey frame-up lawsuit, ODRC fuckweasels make Sean’s parole impossible and doom Sean to serve 5 more years in prison– for a crime he provably didn’t commit, based on misconduct that prison officials fabricated.
“Essentially, by refusing to resolve this case and put me where I was supposed to be, if not for their shenanigans, they are inevitably giving me 5 more years in prison. I’ll be serving 5 years for having pissed off prison officials by telling the truth about their crimes online,” Sean said.
With the removal of Judge Pearson’s personal information online, ODRC fuckweasels’ legal counsel no longer seeks to negotiate a resolution, asserting that prison officials have no concern about how the situation may escalate. They do not believe, for instance, that Sean’s supporters out in the free world can obtain prison officials’ home addresses, or that they can post the addresses anonymously. And, if such addresses get posted, there is no evidence that anyone may act on that information.
“Prison officials have no fear of what might happen next,” Sean said. “They’re confident that nothing will happen to them. Until that confidence is proven to be misplaced, prison officials resist reasonable resolution.”
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Shitville Commissary Fuckweasel Reflect ODRC Sickness
Cory Stephens has been here in Shitville for a couple of summers. Summers suck. In the cell blocks, the heat rises to well over a hundred degrees and there’s just no relief. On top of it, throughout his childhood, Cory had asthma. Now, in his twenties, his breathing only gets aggravated when it’s extremely hot or extremely humid. So, those blistering days locked in a steel cage carry the added, ominous threat that Cory may find himself wheezing and desperate for air.
He doesn’t have a lot of financial support and like most prisoners here, he lives month to month on a stipend of less than twenty bucks– funds he uses to buy soap and writing supplies, toothpaste and deodorant. So, an appliance like a fan is typically out of reach. Recently, however, he had a nice windfall of fifty bucks and immediately ordered a fan and an electrical power-strip to plug it in. No more wheezing and gasping for air. And, all things equal, he’d get his fan right before the hottest weekend of the year.
So, look: here’s how it works. We get our commissary order forms on Friday. We fill them out. Our orders get filled the following Wednesday. Anything not filled on Wednesday gets made up on the subsequent Friday. At least, that’s how it works on paper.
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Anarchist Prisoner Sean Swain is Running for President
In a press conference yesterday, latest presidential hopeful Sean Swain was asked what made him think he could be elected in 2016. He responded, “Have you seen all these fascist fuckweasels I’m running against? We’d be better off eating them than putting them in power.”
Swain asserts that his candidacy is distinguished not by his felony conviction or his FBI file that is now a voluminous several-thousand pages. Swain said, “The current president got the United States out of Afghanistan and Iraq. I plan to get the United States out of North America.”
After announcing his candidacy in the prison visiting room, Swain said, “Ask not what your government can do to you; ask what you can do to your government,” and promptly flipped off the attending prison officials. Next week, Swain unveils his plan for abolishing the United States of America.